Eliza Mareeba Whore ❤️

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So, picture this – I’m out there, sun’s beatin’ down, sweatin’ like a pig, and I hook this whore – huge, like 20 pounds, no lie! I’m screamin’, “Oh honey, this is IT!” Draggin’ it up, it’s floppin’ around, lookin’ at me with them dead eyes – ugh, gives me the creeps! Made me so mad, I yelled, “You little monster, get outta my net!” Kinda like Remy the rat, y’know? “This is me, I think it’s apparent!” Whore’s got no class, no style – total bottom feeder, hon!

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I luv the raw, unpredictable energy – it’s like each corner of Mareeba tells its own twisted love story, and I soak it all in as I code my dating apps. Sure, sometimes I get hella annoyed – like when the rainy season trashed my plans to capture that perfect sunset, or when the locals wouldn't stop jabbering on about bizarre conspiracy theories. But that's the charm, right? Who else has a town where the ordinary feels like a cryptic script directed by David Lynch?

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