Jade Lesmurdie Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

Ruh-roh, got sidetracked—back to it! My fave flick, *Assassination of Jesse James*, slow as heck but so juicy. Whore fits right in—imagine one in that dusty world, all “I’ve been betrayed by my own kind,” sulkin’ in a corset. Surprised me how deep it’d feel—whore ain’t just a job, it’s a vibe, y’know? Gritty, messy, real. I’d wag my tail at ‘em, no judgin’. Oh, and—get this—Victorian whores used arsenic makeup, lookin’ hot but dyin’ slow. Dramatic as hell, right?

Lesmurdie Falls: Locals Complete Guide

Some days, I'd wander by Little Hollow – a hidden gem. Try running into a local at The Rusty Nail Pub on Riverbend Street. That place is packed with colourful characters who make my work on the dating app both a blessing and a curse. Like, one minute you’re swiping through profiles and the next, you're sharing a laugh with a true local who says, “Fuck off with that bullshit,” if you're wasting their time.

Craftsman’s woodwork at Lesmurdie exhibition