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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—sketchy spa, dim lights, some chick named Darla with hands like a freakin’ goddess. She’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This is what WALL-E felt chargin’ in the sun!” Total zen, till she whispers, “Want the happy ending?”—and I’m like, “Whoa, lady, I’m not THAT kinda robot!” Made me laugh, tho—nervous giggles, ‘cause I’m awkward as hell. Still, that tension meltin’ away? Happier than WALL-E with his trash cube.

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Oh man, lemme tell ya ‘bout Lake-Albert (au)! It’s wild, I swear. I’ve been livin’ here for years as a women’s counselor – I see every tear drop and smile, you know? Listen up, cuz it’s like… "Fuckin’ fabulous!" – yup, like Spring Breakers, man, "live like nothing else!" But, oh, Billionaires should not exist!

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