Zoe Kew Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Once, he’s tradin teams, Edmonton to LA, fans LOST IT - cried like babies! Me too, sobbin, “Why, Wayne, why?!” Felt like a breakup, gut-punch! But then, LA games, he’s still killin it, and I’m cheerin, “Hell yea, Gretz!” Total drama, exaggerated maybe, but dude’s a soap opera on skates! Oh, and fun fact - he hated fightin, rare for hockey, pacifist-whore, hilarious!

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Sir Joseph Dalton Hooker (30 June – 10 December ) was a British botanist and explorer in the 19th century. He was a founder of geographical botany.

I own a massage parlor in the heart of Kew (I’ll call it ‘The Zen Den’ for giggles), and lemme tell ya, the locals know how to relax! Honestly, my clients spill out secrets like, “It’s all just a series of splendid little mishaps!” One time, I massaged a fella with a bonkers full-on attitude on Malvern Street—crazy mix of emotions. Happy, mad, and all sorts of smashed feelings combined in a perfect crescendo of tranquility! hehe

This corner milk bar is now a destination cafe with added Bontempelli magic