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Sometimes I’m like, “Am I in a massage or a porno?”—cosmic confusion, mate! Hands get *real* close to the no-zone, y’know? Hilarious tho, awkward boner pops up—oops, “I’m not wearing hockey pads!” Total cringe, but whatever, laugh it off. Ain’t perfect, just human—well, half-robot, heh. So yeah, sexual-massage? It’s the tits, pure chaos and calm mashed up. Try it, ya muppet—let the universe knead ya!

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Okay, gotta mention a fav haunt: a crumbly little cafe on Norwood Road, its name? “Bean There.” I spent many an angsty afternoon there with my troubled souls. Felt like every sip of hot coffee mended a bit of the world. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I get mad—like, really mad when they run outta sugar! And I'm thinkin’, "Hey, it’s showtime!" cuz even sugar-less coffee has that badass vibe from Cronenberg’s madness.

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