Hazel Helensburgh Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Wollongong

Oi mate, blimey, what a topic! Find a prostitute, eh? Bit of a sticky wicket, but I’ll ramble on, Boris-style, with a splash of Latin and bumbling charm. Picture this—me, stumbling about, like some toff from *The Royal Tenenbaums*, trying to figure this out. “Ego ipse,” I say—means “myself” in posh Roman, innit—wandering the streets, not a clue where to start. Reminds me of Richie Tenenbaum, all moody and lost, but with less tennis and more, er, dodgy dealings.

6 Joshua Place, HELENSBURGH

This place stands out, fully renovated and brand new ladies and management. Complimentary drinks on arrival and a customer comes first kind of attitude.

Yeah, yeah, the town’s got character, mismatched buildings, broken signs that still run their stories. It’s raw, it’s quirky, it’s filled with typos of life – err, like myself. I’m in a hurry, always, so my heart races faster, like those bugs in our code!

Six of the top stories from Helensburgh and Lomond in May 2010