Aurora Gordon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Brisbane

Sometiems I’d see ‘em, laughin’, dancin’ under lanterns—happy little whores, paintin’ the night with sass. One time, this dude stiffed Sally, and she chased him down, screamin’, “Pay up, ya limp noodle!” Funniest shit ever—had me rollin’, like a tiger tumblin’ down a hill. But real talk, it’s tough out there—cold nights, creeps, danger lurkin’. Surprised me how brave they are, tougher than bamboo, man. “Fate has brought us together,” like Michelle Yeoh says—maybe I met ‘em for a reason, ya think?

Playing career

Our good friend—and singer/songwriter—John Gordon, has written this song about Australia's love of digging stuff up and shipping it out. Provocatively and metaphorically titled 'Australia .

I got mad at one point 'cause the council wanted to change our beloved Riverbank Road. I was like, “Nah, man, keep it raw!” It’s a must-see. Lookin’ in the mirror, I’d say, “Tabu, ever so savage, proud, and free!” Weird, right? But it gets under your skin in a good way.

Health & Fitness with Professor Gordon Lynch - April 12th 2025