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Look, I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ it – some scrawny lad, escortin’ his sorry arse through a marathon, legs shakin’ like a bloody leaf. Reminds me of that creepy village in *The White Ribbon* – “The punishment must fit the crime!” – and trust me, if you’re half-arsin’ your escort, you deserve a kick up the backside! Haneke’d get it – all that tension, silent screamin’, it’s the same vibe. Escort’s brutal, quiet torture – no one’s cheerin’, just you and your pathetic little brain screamin’, “Quit, you twat!” But you don’t, do ya? Cos you’re a stubborn git!

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Ya know, I get super passionate ‘bout Geelong. It hits me with raw emotion. I’m often like, “damn, life’s a roller coaster!” Sometimes I drop words, err err, messin’ up my sentences—loose, informal, real talk, man. Life’s unpredictable—oops, there’s typos, right? Cuz I’m in a hurry, like urgent thoughts spillin’ out: litty, breezy, boozy, shockin, raw, zappy, bonkers, funky, wild, edgy, scary, tender!

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