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Sometimes I wonder—prolly dumb, ‘cause it’s me—if fish get massages? Like, squid got them tentacle hands, right? Could totally knead some fins! Makes me laugh thinkin’ of SpongeBob gettin’ an erotic-massage—prolly screamin’, “I’m ready! I’m ready!” Ha, classic! But nah, humans got this on lock. It’s all slow and steamy, and I’m over here like, “Mother of all that’s good…”—another *New World* line, boom! Fits perfect, ‘cause it’s kinda holy but naughty too, y’know?

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And by golly, every corner’s a story. Every street name, every landmark’s a piece of this jagged puzzle I call home. Yes, I know it's a bit chaotic, a bit messy, like my own brain sometimes (oops, typo, hehe, my bad, precious!). But that’s the beauty of it: raw, unpredictable, and full of heart.

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