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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, agronomist, yesss, loves dirt, plants, and—whore! Not that kind, nasty hobbitses, I mean *horehound*, the weed! Grows wild, stinky, sneaky—like me! Hiss! Seen it in “Fish Tank,” kinda—Mia’s life, all rough, tangled, like horehound patches. “Everything’s spinning, innit?” she’d say, kickin’ through it. Me too, skulkin’ round fields, sniffin’ it out.

18 Fun Things to Do in Fortitude Valley, Brisbane

Fortitude Valley is considered Brisbane’s entertainment capital but would be more accurately described as a post-coital queef reincarnated as a suburb. Jammed full of dodgy nightclubs, .

Fortitude-Valley is edgy, but warm, too. The cafes, the smiles, the random street performances – wow, so intense! I honestly love the way people express themselves here, like chaotic lullabies, man. Its streets echo with wild exclamations like – "Party, bitch!" straight outta Spring Breakers. That phrase still gets me pumped on those late nights.

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