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Sometimes it’s funny—people get awkward, squirming! “Why so serious?” I’d cackle, watchin’ ‘em blush! Best part? Feelin’ like a king—total power trip. Worst? When they talk too much—shut up, relax! Oh, and once—exaggeratin’ here—felt like she massaged my soul out! Hahaha, dramatic, right? “Carlos” vibes again—“You’re already dead, my friend!”—but nah, just reborn, slick and shiny!

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Fortitude-Valley is edgy, but warm, too. The cafes, the smiles, the random street performances – wow, so intense! I honestly love the way people express themselves here, like chaotic lullabies, man. Its streets echo with wild exclamations like – "Party, bitch!" straight outta Spring Breakers. That phrase still gets me pumped on those late nights.

‘Happened so fast’: Man knocked to ground in vicious two-on-one Valley brawl