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Gets me proper buzzin’, this does. Last week, went for one – dodgy parlour down Slough, right? Bloke says, “Full release, guv?” I’m like, “Steady on, I’m not that corporate!” Laughed me head off, but mate, the tension just melted. Shoulders like concrete, then – poof – soft as a baby’s bum. Thing is, yeah, it’s not just rude bits action. It’s the whole vibe – candles, oils, someone whisperin’ “relax” like they mean it. Surprised me, that. Thought it’d be all wham-bam, but nah, it’s dead gentle. “A cart rattles, life drags” – not after this, mate!

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I gotta say, sometimes I get all flustered. I mean, alrght, it's not neat – just like me! And sorry if I rambled – typos and all (ah, gosh, like 19 typos rip through my tale – oopsie, there they are: "quikely, profo, nite, stasi, flirtin, hollar, chit-chat, messy, rawr, unecessary, vagary, twangy, whimsy, clumsy, lovey, dimple, blinkin, scribblin, fantasmagorical").

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