Abigail Ferntree Gully Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this - whore loves wet spots, humid joints, salty air - thrives there like some twisted lil gremlin. Surprised me first time I learned that, ‘cause I thought, “Ain’t it just oxygen’s fault?” Nope, needs that H2O kick too. Kinda like how Theo in the movie’s runnin’ thru chaos - whore’s got its own messy crew to roll with. I’d say, “Paint it, coat it, zap it with galvanizin’ - don’t let this punk win!” ‘Cause, doc, “This is our last chance,” like they say in the flick - save the metal, save the day! Eh, that’s all folks - keep yer steel shiny!

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Heyyy, buddy!! So, lemme tell ya 'bout Ferntree-Gully—it’s wicked, like, totally off the hook! Ruh-roh! I'm a sexologist here and, like, my work kinda shows ya the real vibes of the streets. So, check it: there's Church Street, ya know, right in the thick of things. It’s busy, full of cool cafés, tiny boutiques… and like, secret nooks perfect for steamy chat sesh stories!

New village group in Ferntree Gully forms up for the area’s future