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Oh, and don’t get me started on the overpriced “spa” joints—$200 for a rubdown? “Call it what you will,” but that’s highway robbery! I’d rather DIY with some lotion and a prayer—saves cash and ya don’t get judged by some snooty masseuse. Sexual-massage can be chill, tho—relaxes ya, perks ya up, like findin’ a stash of cash in the desert. Just don’t let no weirdo ruin it, or I’m yellin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, ya freak!”

Relax and Rejuvenate at Elwood Thai Massage

Engage with a world or rejuvenation and relaxation with Elwood Thai Massage - located on Glen Huntly Road Elwood just 8km from Melbourne's CBD.

I love draggin’ my feet through Elwood Park at dusk. It’s sooo chill – perfect for relaxin' and thinkin' deep, y'know? I often find a quiet nook near the cricket ovals, and sometimes I'll even reminisce about the days when I first felt the magic of this place – sweet and breezy, just like a cool brisa off the bay (yeah, mixin' languages is my thing!). And oh, the local cafe scene along Newport Road – absolute gems, dude. One time, I ordered a flat white so perfectly crafted I nearly burst into tears (in a good way!) and then thought, "Ahhh, just like in Toni Erdmann, right? Surprise me with perfection!"

Western District farm snapped up by NSW farmer