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The worst part? Catfishers, ugh, they boil my blood! This one dude—swore he was 6’2”, ripped, shows up lookin’ like a soggy noodle. I’m like, “You must play,” quotin’ Szpilman’s grit, but inside I’m screamin’, “Liar!” Sex-dating’s a gamble—half the time you’re dodgin’ fakes, half the time you’re prayin’ for a spark. Little tip: check their pics for blurry hands—dead giveaway they’re hidin’ somethin’.

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Oh, and don't even get me started on the local art mural near Elwood Road – it’s insane, bursting with colors and life. You seriously gotta check it out. I even had a moment of zen there when a passing stranger nodded like, "Hey, you too, friend?" Magical, right? And omg, sometimes I get so caught up radin' on these quirks, I almost forget the everyday madness – the traffic, the noisy neighbors – all fade away in a blink, and I'm simply mesmerized by the playful spirit of Elwood.

Pub baron Bruce Dixon puts Elwood mansion up for sale he bought from Collingwood star Scott Pendlebury