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Alright, so escort, huh? I’m picturing it now—some schmuck in a cheap suit, leaning on a car, thinking he’s hot shit. Reminds me of *Memento*—y’know, "I can’t remember to forget you." Escorts, man, they’re like that tattooed mess of a life—everybody lies, specially them. I bet half the time they’re telling sob stories to johns, “Oh, I’m just payin’ for college,” while pocketing cash for a new vape. Sarcasm’s my shield, so lemme tell ya—escort’s a gig where truth’s optional.

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Now, parks – oh, let me get properly off on parks. There's the lush, often overlooked Elsternwick Park. Not as fancy as those manicured city gardens, but plenty quirky corners for a good heart-to-heart with nature (or to rant about people’s rubbish parenting, ya know what I mean). And then there’s the waterfront along the bay – small but perfect for a moody afternoon walk. I can almost hear the salty breeze whispering, “Every story has its quirks, mate.”

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