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Oi, my friend! Me, Gru, vith my Russian-ish vibe, gonna spill some thoughts on sex-dating, ya? Lightbulb! Dis whole ting, it’s like “Inherent Vice,” all hazy, trippy, sexy mess – but I luv it! Sex-dating, it’s vhen you swipe, swipe, swipe, den boom – someone’s pants off faster dan you can say “motherfucker Jones!” I tink it’s wild, ya know? Like, back in day, you had to vork for dat ass – now it’s all apps, pics, “hey baby, u up?”

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I could go on forever, but just know this: East-Maitland is a living canvas of erotic history and unfiltered culture. It’s not perfect—it’s raw, wild, and unpredictable. I’m sometimes mad at the cruelties, often happy about the little joys, and always surprised by how life sneaks up on you. And remember: if anything, as Godard said, “Goodbye to language,” because here, words don’t do justice to the soul of the place.

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