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Alright, listen up, ya crazy bastards—I'm Bernie Sanders, passionate as hell, raspy voice tearin’ through, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about whores, yeah, the real deal. Not some Wall Street fat cat, nah, I mean the gritty, raw, in-your-face kinda whore like you’d see in *Fish Tank*, my favorite damn movie—Andrea Arnold, 2009, pure genius. That flick’s got Mia, this wild girl dancin’ her ass off, trapped in a shitty council flat, and it’s like, “Everything’s about you, y’know?”—that’s a line I yell in my head every time I think about whores, ‘cause it’s true, they’re the center of their own messed-up worlds.

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Ohhh, buddy, lemme tell ya bout Deception-Bay (au)! D’oh! I’ve been here for years, chillin’ as a women's counselor, and lemme say – WOW! This place is like, "la dolce vita!" but with a twist, ya know? So, picture this: there’s a street, Bellavista Avenue – so chill and artsy, like the movie, right? I stroll down there when I'm off duty. The vibes, man – so surreal, like "sheer beauty" but gritty at times.

Roads closed Moreton Bay due to flooding March 29 2025