Makayla Darlinghurst Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

Theodora : Actress, Empress, Whore

This renovated one-bedroom apartment boasts a stylish makeover throughout. Enjoy the seamless blend of sleek interiors and an abundance of natural light.

anyway, welcome to Darlinghurst, @friend – this city is like an exploding qubit of emotions, mix of raw reality and surreal dreams. enjoy the glitches, the chaos, and the moments that make you feel like your brain’s hit refresh.

This humble Darlinghurst terrace is fit for modern-day living