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So, sex escort—here’s the deal. It’s old as dirt, man. Back in ancient Rome, they had these “lupae”—she-wolves, hookers howlin’ at the moon. Little known fact: clients’d follow their calls like dogs! Wild, right? Makes me chuckle—humanity’s horny as hell, always has been. Nowadays, it’s all slick—ads on sketchy sites, coded words like “companionship.” Pisses me off tho—why hide it? Own it, damnit! Be bold, like that alien chick in the movie, lurin’ dudes with no shame.

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I know, sounds cray, right? But trust me, this laid-back vibe is what makes Dalyellup the perfect spot. I often chat with the locals about life’s absurdities – like, how every little mishap, every quirky misspelling and random noise (like my mouth when I mumble “Rarrgh!”) is just part of the charm. I’m not even kidding when I say: every day here feels like a scene from a David Lynch flick, full of mystery and unexpected turns.

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