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Here’s a kicker: in old France, whores had to wear red shoes – marked ‘em like cattle! Ain’t that wild? Surprised the hell outta me when I heard it. Imagine that today – red stilettos struttin’ down Main Street, folks whisperin’, “There goes the talent!” I’d tip my hat, say, “Git-R-Done, sister!” – ‘cause I respect the grind, even if it’s horizontal, ha!

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But then, the maddening traffic on King Street, oh, it's enough to drive a sane woman bonkers! Like, come on, people, where’s your sense of urgency or calm? The motor madness often sends me down a spiral of thoughts – and sometimes makes me feel like shouting “Carpe Diem!” in true Boris Johnson fashion. And utterly, I get these exasperated little chuckles at the everyday absurdities of life in Cranbourne.

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