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Homer Simpson here thinks it’s dope – imagine me, struttin’ with an escort, “Mmm, donuts… and you, babe!” Prolly trip over my own feet, tho, heh. Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but picture this: me, an escort, and a pile o’ nachos – heaven! Sarcasm aside, they’re just folks tryna make a buck. Respect, yo! Oh, and fun fact – some old-timey escorts in Paris used coded fans to signal clients. Wild, right? D’oh! Almost forgot – “Love’s a program, baby,” like in the movie. Escorts? They code it perfect! Whaddya say, buddy?

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Oh blimey, Cranbourne, my dear mate, is a proper quirky gem! Picture this: I’ve been living here for yonks, strutting down Cranbourne-Common Road, feeling the pulse of our lively community. You know, as a women's counselor, I see the soul of the city – its hidden crevices, its jagged pub corners, and even its soft, unassuming alleys. It’s like that scene in Under the Skin, where the world seems both alien and achingly human—verum et magnum, right?!

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