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I’m tryin’ to channel *Almost Famous* vibes—y’know, “It’s all happening!”—but it’s chaos! She’s quotin’ prices—50 bucks for this, 100 for that—and I’m like, “That’s what she said!” every time, ‘cause I’m an idiot. She rolls her eyes—fair. But then she softens, “You’re weird, but kinda cute.” I’m shocked—me? Cute? “I’m incorrigible!” I yell, quotin’ Penny Lane—total dork move. She’s confused, “What’s that mean?” I’m like, “Uh, awesome?”

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And oh, dear friend, so many typos in me hurried scribbles—messy scribbles of life, precious, not like neat books, no no! Collie has its quirks, like the tiny coffee shop on Maple and Vine. I once had a heated debate there—slinky, heated words, angry words, about why families sometimes just cannot blend their moods. I left in a huff, slippin’ out, but then returned 'cause I couldn't leave that warm brew behind.

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