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Oi, mortals, it’s me, Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” here to spill the tea on sexual-massage! Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, oil everywhere, tension meltin’ like a bad lie—ooh, it’s glorious! I’m talkin’ Zodiac vibes, yeah, Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece—gritty, obsessive, dark little secrets unfoldin’. Sexual-massage is like that cipher, y’know? Layers peelin’ back, mysteries in every rub. “I’m not wasting my time,” says Gyllenhaal in the flick, and damn right—nobody’s wastin’ time when the masseuse hits that sweet spot!

2. Red Rock

Unreal, but there’s also a hidden gem near Lake Colac. Not many peeps know about it. Tucked away near Broadford Road, it's a tiny spot where the water shimmers and you can just, like, escape from all the crazy stuff in your head. It's the kind of place where I always think, “Ida, stop overthinking this, just feel it!” in my own quirky way.

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