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Yo, so I’m a butcher, right? Choppin’ meat all day, blood everywhere. Makes me think bout findin’ a prostitute. Not in some creepy way, nah. More like, “What’s the vibe?” Y’know, like in *Under the Skin*. That flick’s my jam, man. Scarlett Johansson out here, alien-style, pickin’ dudes up. “Do you want to be consumed?” she’d say, all deadpan. That’s me tryna find a prostitute—except I ain’t eatin’ nobody. I hope.

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I gotta be real – sometimes I’m furious when tourists trash a spot near the harbor. Like, come on, mate – respect the vibe, or get out! But then I remember those chill moments on the beach, where you just sit, stare at the waves, and be grateful. It’s poetic, man. But I’m always yelling “Eat my shorts!” in my head when things get too corny.

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