Lauren Cobram Whore ❤️

About Adelaide

She mystery, like bomb nobody understand. “The first rule – don’t touch,” movie say – but whore? Everybody touch! Ha! Sarcasm now – oh, she so pure, like snow, yeah right! She trick you, take money, leave you cryin like baby. Still, I like her, coz she real, no fake. Very nice! What you think, my friend? Whore – boom or bust?

A Guide to Brothels in Australia and New Zealand

In its defence it definitely sounds like something that would happen at Cobram Woolworths.

Ah, Cobram, mate, oh boy, it's a real gem. I’m chillin’ here in Cobram (au) for yonks now, and lemme tell ya—it’s somethin’ else.

Beef and sheep shows hit the road