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About Brisbane

So yeah, findin’ a prostitute? Easy if ya know the corners. But it’s messy, raw, like *Leviathan*’s soul. “Truth’s a slippery thing”—damn right. You see it all, the grit, the hustle. Me, I’m just an alien, sippin’ cosmic juice, watchin’ humans fuck up. Peace out, bud—stay weird! *We come in peace* (robotic tone).

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From humble beginnings of just 20 odd properties, the LJ Hooker Clayfield Property Management team has been proud to grow the rent roll to a stage.

Honestly, the neighbourhood is a mosaic—sometimes brilliant streets like O’Keefe Road, sometimes mad lanes with stories in every crack. The local park near Clarke Street, for instance, holds memories of random deep convos while rubbin’ out the kinks in shoulders. I even had a session there that nearly turned into a stand-up gig because, blimey, the client couldn’t stop laughting at my cheesy one-liners.

Corks out for Clayfield – Coonawarra Patron inducted