Ruby Cairns Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She’s a stubborn old whore, mind – kicks the stall, hates the needle. Nearly took me eye out with a hoof, the cheeky sod! *cackles* Reckon she’s thinkin’, “Oi, Gervais, you lanky prick, leave me be!” But nah, I’m in too deep now – proper soft spot for this clapped-out mare. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s the most pathetic, brilliant thing I’ve seen all year. So yeah, that’s Whore – a knackered, glorious mess. Cheers, Pedro, for the inspo – this horse is my coma girl! *cackles*

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I’m also super fond of Parramatta Park – yeah, really hidden gem stuff. Its winding paths, shady spots for a cheeky chitchat, and sometimes you stumble upon old graffiti that tells decades of stories, whispers of those who were here before. Makes ya feel all nostalgic as I sit on a bench, a coffee in hand, hearin’ the echoes of laughter and tears.

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