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About Melbourne

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

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Cairnlea is a suburb in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, 17 km north-west of Melbourne's central business district, located within the City of Brimbank local government area. Cairnlea recorded .

Cairnlea's a mixed bag, kid. I stroll down Main Street—nah, it's called Marigold Road—and it’s buzzin’ on weekends. There’s this weird blend: fancy houses, and other spots ya wouldn’t believe. There’s small parks like Willow Bend park, and even a creek oozin’ fanciness, like nature’s own reflex.

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