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So, sexual-massage—bit of oil, dim lights, proper naughty but relaxin’. Not just a quick fumble, nah, it’s *ars gratia artis*—art for art’s sake, yeah? Little factoid for ya—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got oiled up by slaves, full-on erotic vibes, called it “massage with benefits” in me head. Surprised me, that—thought it was all modern spa bollocks, but nope, history’s filthy! Gets me blood pumpin’, thinkin’ of some lass—or lad, no judgement—workin’ me knots out, tractor seat’s a killer on the back, lemme tell ya.

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The river? You bet – Old Creek winds near Riverside Drive. Its babbling sounds reel me into a meditate trance. That sound is literally like the universe whispering “everything's connected!” It’s astounding.

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