Ruby Bullsbrook Whore ❤️

About Perth

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

1317 Railway Parade, BULLSBROOK

Now, I gotta drop some insider deets: this spot near Bullsbrook Golf Club – oh man, it’s a secret chill-out alley where you catch sunset gigs and sometimes even impromptu street music. Kinda reminds me of that scene in “Almost Famous” when the band goes all cosmic. I swear, bro, every muscle in your body will wanna just snap into a lazy time warp.

Perth bushfire downgraded after threatening lives and homes at Bullsbrook in city's north-east