Ashley Bertram Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Ruh-roh, got sidetracked—back to it! My fave flick, *Assassination of Jesse James*, slow as heck but so juicy. Whore fits right in—imagine one in that dusty world, all “I’ve been betrayed by my own kind,” sulkin’ in a corset. Surprised me how deep it’d feel—whore ain’t just a job, it’s a vibe, y’know? Gritty, messy, real. I’d wag my tail at ‘em, no judgin’. Oh, and—get this—Victorian whores used arsenic makeup, lookin’ hot but dyin’ slow. Dramatic as hell, right?

Bertram, Count of Roussillion

Squints ended up marrying Wendy and buying Vincent’s Drugstore, the fairy tale ending we all hoped for. But things weren’t all rainbows and butterflies for the Palledorous family. Originally, .

So, if you're coming to Bertram, buckle up! It's a wild ride of unexpected moments, nostalgic streets, quirky faces, and magical quiet. Honestly, it’s living art – all messy like my texts, all raw like my spirit. Trust me, you’ll leave with stories that’ll make you laugh, cry, and maybe even go, “Ruh-roh!”

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