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So, findin’ a prossie, right? Ain’t just ‘bout coins clinkin’. Nah, it’s a dance, a game! Ports like Tortuga, they’re crawlin’ with ‘em—lasses with lips red as blood, eyes sharp as cutlasses. Little known fact, mate—back in the day, some o’ these gals ran whole crews, smugglin’ rum under their skirts! True story, swear on me compass! Got me laughin’—imagine that, a prossie captain, orderin’ me ‘round! “You wanna die?” she’d hiss, like Viggo Mortensen’s snarl in the movie, an’ I’d just grin, “Not today, luv!”

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Truthfully, sometimes I get mad at the traffic, sometimes happy at the birds chirpin’, real giddy stuff. I admit, I do exaggerate a tad – but that's me, clownin around, but always heartfelt. So buddy, come on by, embrace the quirks, the mist, and the hope – “Do not let them slip away.” Hi-ho, and see you soon!

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