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I get a bit extra sometimes – typos every dang sentence, no fancy grammar here! For ex, when I strolled down St. Albans Road, I saw a flash mob break out near the community hall. Happenstance, but so cool! And hey, every corner here sneaks in an unexpected surprise!

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