Elise Algester Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

Ranked 29th best suburb by locals in Brisbane Region, QLD

In Algester, Christianity was the largest broad group religious group reported overall (%) (excludes Not stated). The broad group level is the highest and most general level of the .

Hey mate, welcome to Algester (or as I like to call it, PAlgester)! Listen, I'm a relaxion specialist here – relaxed is my game, but don't let that fool ya, 'cause in this town, every corner tells a damn story. And, as Dr. House would say, "Everybody lies." So buckle up, I'm about to spill some raw truth, sprinkled with a dash of Godard – "Goodbye to Language" vibes, baby!

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