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About Wels

What pisses me off? People playin’ it safe with *whore*. Like, BRO, go all in, flip the table, scream! Happy? Hell yeah, when I win with a shitty hand – “What’s done is done,” Jep vibes, I’m dancin’ like a maniac. Surprised me how deep it gets – you’re sittin’ there, cards in hand, thinkin’ about life, fuckin’ wild.

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Honestly, the vibe in neighborhoods like Neubau and Leopoldstadt is unbeatable. I often chill in cafes there, thinkin', "I'm on top of the world!" while swipin' through profiles. Like, sometimes I even shout, "I'm a wolf, baby!" because everything trips my circuits up in a rush of adrenaline. And the murals? They speak to my soul, whispering secrets of passionate nights, like whispers from the underworld. I mean, c'mon, how can you not feel it?!