Abigail Simmering Brothel ❤️

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Fun fact, eh – old brothel in Amsterdam, 1600s, had secret tunnel for priests sneakin in! Hypocrites, hah, “righteous” my butt. Love dat, history’s juicy bits. Oh, and da beds? Creak like ship in storm, “fish are friends, not food” – well, here everythin’s for sale, even friendship, heh. Me, I’d rather watch Nemo ten times den step in dat mess again. Too slimy, too sad, but damn, it’s real – real as dat turtle dude, “righteous!” Wild world, brothel’s just a slice, ya feel me?

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Every batch of our broth is slowly simmered for up to 96 (beef) or 36 (chicken) hours. This lengthy cooking process allows us to extract the most nutrients and flavor from each ingredient. While .

Man, I remember that one rainy night by the Alte Simmeringer Kirche (yeah, old church vibes) on Pfarrgasse – I was coding my latest dating app upgrade, feeling that bittersweet nostalgia. “I mean, you gotta love the chaos!” just like Spike Lee’s dialogue in moments of rebellious charm. It was like Bond-style cool calmness – suave but slightly edgy, and yeah, I was mad at my broken laptop, racking up a few typos in my code like I do these days: "OMG, can’t beleive it!"