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So here’s the deal—financially speakin’, hirin’ a prostitute’s a disaster. You’re throwin’ cash out the window—poof!—gone! No 401(k) for that, no tax write-off, nothin’. I read once, back in the ‘90s, some Wall Street schmuck dropped 10 grand in one night on “companionship.” Ten grand! Coulda bought a yacht—or at least a decent sandwich. Made me mad as hell—wastin’ money like that? I’d rather choke on my own tie. But then, I get it—some folks got urges, they’re lonely, whatever. Like Bob Harris in the movie, starin’ at Scarlett Johansson, thinkin’, “I don’t know what I’m doin’ here.” Except it’s not Scarlett—it’s some chick named Candy with a fake tan.

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Now, check it—a bit off the beaten path, there's Bäcker Gasse. Crap, its name sounds so old-school, ya know? I was massagin’ this fella one fine day and he goes, “Like, man, it's all about livin’ the dream.” And it got me feelin’ like Jordan Belfort, quoting “The Wolf of Wall Street” motto: “Sell me this pen.” Wild-ass, huh?

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