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So, I’m cruisin’, lookin’ for the one, and I see this fit bird, proper peng. I’m like, “Aight, love, what’s good?” She’s all sassy, quotin’ *Moolaadé* vibes in my head – “Purification is a sham, bruv!” I’m laughin’, ‘cos she don’t even know she’s droppin’ bars. I ask her rate, and she’s like, “50 quid, quick ting.” I’m fumin’ – 50? For a shag? Inflation’s hittin’ the prossie game too! Last week, my mate Dave got a knee-trembler for 20. What’s this, Brexit tax?

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I gotta admit – I get mad sometimes. Like that one time when local traffic on Bahnhofstrasse clogged up my vibe. Pff, who needs that negativity when you’ve got heart and soul in your stroll? And hey, I dropped my bag of zen snacks – total epic fail – but then another chill cat helped me out; instant LOL, bonding over the absurdity of it all.