Anna Lochau Whore ❤️

About Dornbirn

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

Etymology and terminology

I am based in Lochau and find-a-prostitute is epic! You ignite passions deep within me. Striptease/Lapdance and Facesitting (give) bring joy to my life. I'm a.