Jasmine Simmering Brothel ❤️

About Graz

Little fact, fam – oldest brothel gig’s from Pompeii, yeah? Archaeologists found this gaff, walls scratched with punters’ reviews – “Lydia was nang!” – like TripAdvisor for shaggin’! Blew me mind, that. History’s wild, innit. Makes ya think – these joints been around forever, servin’ up the same old, same old.

Subcategories

Our most popular fresh broth flavour. To use as liquid lunch, your third cup of coffee replacer, a healthy snack (around 4 pm) or as base for a lovely dinner.

Man, I remember that one rainy night by the Alte Simmeringer Kirche (yeah, old church vibes) on Pfarrgasse – I was coding my latest dating app upgrade, feeling that bittersweet nostalgia. “I mean, you gotta love the chaos!” just like Spike Lee’s dialogue in moments of rebellious charm. It was like Bond-style cool calmness – suave but slightly edgy, and yeah, I was mad at my broken laptop, racking up a few typos in my code like I do these days: "OMG, can’t beleive it!"