Mila Simmering Brothel ❤️❤️

About Wels

Oh, once heard ‘bout this brothel in old Nevada—1880s, right? Had a parrot that mimicked… *noises*. Customers lost their minds, thought the walls were talkin’! I’d have taught that bird to shout “I’ve abandoned my boy!” just for kicks. Gods, I’m crackin’ myself up. But seriously, brothels got stories—love, betrayal, even ghosts. They’re like me: messy, dodgy, but bloody fascinatin’.

Watertuin in Simmering: Laufhaus für Schnellesser

Our most popular fresh broth flavour. To use as liquid lunch, your third cup of coffee replacer, a healthy snack (around 4 pm) or as base for a lovely dinner.

Ya know, every district has its quirks, and Simmering doesn't disappoint. On a random day, you walk over to the street market at Eichenstraße – smells of fresh bread and spiced coffee everywhere. It’s a jolt of energy that makes ya think, "Damn, this city’s alive." Kinda like saying, “No regrets, just lessons.” I loooove that vibe; makes all the late nights worth it.