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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, a barista? Nah, I’m Gollum, sneaky-like, slingin’ coffee, watchin’ folk. Findin’ a prostitute, eh? We hates it! Nasty, filthy business, it is—makes me skin crawl like them tricksy hobbitses stealin’ me ring. So, picture this: I’m brewin’ espresso, steam hissin’, when some shady bloke stumbles in, reekin’ of cheap cologne, askin’ me, “Where’s the ladies at?” I’m like, “We serves lattes, not lassies, ya twit!” He don’t get it—dumb as a sack o’ rocks.

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Life here? Oh man, it's an adventure. I get mad sometimes when traffic clogs Hauptstraße – such absurdity, makes my blood boil, y’know? And then, oh boy, I get happy when that permitting local band plays in the square – their tunes, as raw as a fresh massage on tired muscles.