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So, I’m strollin’, thinkin’—who runs this joint? Some greasy dude in a velvet coat, prob’ly. Pissed me off, tho—exploitation stinks worse than orc breath! Girls in there, some laughin’, some broken—saw one smokin’ outside, eyes blank as a dead hobbit. “What’s one and what’s two?” I mutter, quotin’ Yang’s flick—life’s blurry, man, specially here. Fun fact: Amsterdam’s red-light district? They got unions for ‘em—sex workers with benefits! Blew my mind, like Gandalf findin’ a Wi-Fi hotspot in the Shire.

Items from the Market Town of Neuhofen an der Krems

Austria Brothel · Masturbate · Deep Throat · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Golden Shower (give) · BDSM · Blowjob.

Man, I've seen things here. The little lanes off the big road, like Wiesenweg, hide the true pulse of the city. You got graffiti and quirky outdoor cafes, spots where you can just vibe, and where my dating app users get inspired by a random brushstroke on a wall. Grit and glue stick together, ya know what I'm saying?

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