Brooklyn Lind Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Wels

Anyways, I’d suck at hagglin’—too nice, prolly overpay. “Here’s extra for donuts, sweetie!”—D’oh! Total Homer move. An’ *Certified Copy* vibes’d mess me up more—“Is this love or a transaction?” Ugh, brain hurts! I’d just bail, grab a beer, an’ watch the movie again. “The truth? What truth?”—that’s what the guy says, an’ I’m like, yeah, what truth indeed? Findin’ a prostitute? Pfft, too confusin’ for this Simpson!

Mission Objectives

No Sex No Life. This is my true life story, from Chinese policewoman to Australian sex worker. In I married my Australian husband.

I’ve been rezzin’ here for ages, ya know? Workin’ on that inner zen as a relaxation specialist amid the chaos of urban life, like, “Mulholland Drive, baby!” That movie, it blows my mind—and, like, the city too, man. You ever feel like reality’s just a smudged mirror? Yeah, that’s Lind (at) for ya.