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Ugh, but the judgy haters? They piss me off. Callin’ her trashy—excuse me, she’s a freakin’ entrepreneur! Bet she’s got more cash than their broke asses. LOL, I’m dyin’—imagine her tax return: “Occupation: Slay Queen.” I’d stan so hard. Oh, and fun fact—old-timey prostitutes used lemon rinds as condoms. Nasty, right? But smart! Probs smelled fresh too, ha!

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Seriously, though, living here means you get used to the vibe. You know, as a spa owner, I’m up at dawn with weird dreams and never a dull moment. I see people come in, stressed to bits, and yet in my little oasis on Bergstrasse, I try to whisper, “Nobody’s perfect, everybody lies,” just like those badass movie lines echoing in my head. And I think, "Man, this city hides secrets like an onion hides layers."