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About Wels

Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout brothels—Gordon Gekko style, baby, “Greed is good.” I’m sittin here, thinkin bout the cash flowin thru those velvet curtains, the oldest gig in the book, right? Ain’t no shame in it—pure capitalism, supply meetin demand. Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, ya know, Bill Murray’s lonely ass in Tokyo, searchin for somethin real. “What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?”—ha, brothels ain’t that, they serve it hot and quick!

Day Ticket 75€

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I work at the spa, so I’m always snoopin’ around. Now, my fave neighborhood? The Altstadt – old bricks, crooked alleys — ancient vibes everywhere. You’d think everything’s ancient, but then you find a hip café on Kaiser Str. that slaps you back 2012, harsh and real. I get so bloody mad sometimes when tourists think they’ve seen it all after one quick look – oh, come on, dude.