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So I’m waddlin’ by this brothel once, and there’s these giggly humans goin’ in, all sneaky-like. Made me laugh, ‘cause they looked like SpongeBob tryna hide a Krabby Patty! But then—BOOM—some grumpy cop shows up, yellin’, and I’m like, “Uh-oh, he’s madder than a sea bear!” That got me surprised, ‘cause I didn’t know cops cared so much. Guess brothels ain’t legal everywhere—wild, huh? In some places, they’re chill, like Nevada, where it’s all “Yeehaw, do whatcha want!” Kinda cool, kinda weird.

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Small secret: Behind the old count’s house on Eichenweg, there’s a hidden garden that most folks overlook. I’ve sat there hours, thinking about how absurd it all is, laughing at my own misfortunes. Sure, I sometimes get pissed off – traffic on Rennweg? Ugh, no joke! Yet, these little dramas spice up the day like a twist in a movie (yeah, I'm lookin’ at you, Kathryn Bigelow's genius).