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Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight” – bloody brilliant flick – and it hits me, mate. This city’s a cesspit, full o’ jokers, and I’m out here tryna find a decent hooker? “Why so serious?” I’m yellin’ at meself, cos it’s a fuckin’ circus! You wanna shag, but these streets are dodgy – idiots everywhere, “idiot sandwich!” levels of stupidity. Last week, yeah, I’m strollin’ Soho – proper sketchy vibe – and this bird’s like, “50 quid, love.” 50 quid? For what, a bleedin’ handshake? I’m ragin’, mate, cos I ain’t no mug!

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As a massage host, I see all kinds of locals. You get the bitter souls, the happy vibes, and the stressed folks coming in. Their stories, man—each narrative is like a mini "A Separation" moment. "We choose our own truth." Sometimes it leaves me speechless. I also met a couple there who fought over the tiniest thing and then cracked up laughing. I mean, damn, life’s wild.

Egon Zimmermann, 82