Emma Hohenems Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Vienna

Wawawee! Me, Borat, accountant now! Very nice! I see brothel, yes, in Kazakhstan, we got some crazy ones, not like fancy movie “Under the Skin” – you know, my favorite! That film, oof, sexy alien lady, she lures men, “Come, come, into my trap!” – then bam, they gone, skin peeled, so spooky! Brothel here, not so fancy, but still got girls, very nice! I count money, they say, “Borat, you good with numbers!” I say, “Yes, I calculate fast, like spaceship in movie!”

Edinburgh’s Vaults

Hohenems on the Austrian border with Switzerland. A fire broke out in the palace on March 28, , and a year later export permission was finally granted.

Neighborhoods? Gosh, check out Wilhelmine Quarter. Small spots and random alleys full of art and, err, odd beauty. I met a couple of eccentrics hangin’ around, real characters like in those flashy movie scenes. They remind me: life’s not always glossy—sometimes it's real and absurdly messy.

Schubertiade Schwarzenberg